He didn't feed me, and he was standing right by my food. Worse than that, he opened the cabinet where he keeps my food. Then he just stood at the counter where I eat. I got up to look at what was happening, and he just laughed.
So I decided to get down. Well, I could not turn around very well, and he was running water in the sink, so I couldn't go that way. I decided to jump up onto his shoulders, and then jump down that way.
He still didn't feed me.
And he got home later than dinner is supposed to be.
Anyway, here is where I eat...